when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
I was gonna scroll past but lol
can u just
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If one day I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead.
WHERE ARE WE GOING TODAY?
WHERE SHALL WE EXPLORE? :D
I WANT ONE
WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THESE
SOMEONE TELL ME
I WANT A MILLION
THE BINDING OF ISAAC REBIRTH IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-PURCHASE SOMEONE HOLD ME
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT EVER SINCE IT WAS ANNOUNCED
I GOTTA WAIT UNTILL NOVEMBER TO PLAY IT BUT IT’S OK
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Lord have mercy
what a time to be alive
This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor
What to do when you see your friend texting while driving
his vocal range wild
He was only looking at the road for like one out the of six seconds in this video.
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THE WAY THE PHONE BOUNCES FOR YEARS
This is the best thing I have seen all day